Someone has to take the higher ground

[There's a tapping sound before a young voice can be heard]

Usually I don't think it's very polite to look a gift horse in the mouth, especially if said horse is something mechanical [pause, it doesn't really continue the idiom very well, does it?] but considering the circumstances I find myself in, and the fact I've never seen something like this it's hard not to. I mean, it's a phone right? I've never seen or even heard of one this small and compact existing back home. I doubt even the military has them.

So...so yea. If anyone is hearing this and can shed some light on what's going on, I'd really appreciate it.